Modern homesteading is difficult.  Rabbits love tender garden sprouts; every wild thing loves a good chicken dinner; and neighbors sometimes spew pesticides and herbicides…

First, milk your adorable little goaties.  I used to scoff at people who baby-talked to their animals, and now that silly babble is my favorite…

The trouble with keeping cows (aside from the regular, mischievous behavior of Bos Taurus such as crashing through fences, or getting into, and making a…