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Some People Will Steal Anything

by Roberta Snow  

 

My friends Joe and Lily moved from Pennsylvania to Texas in 1980.  Joe was a sergeant with the highway patrol, a city boy that loved fresh air and was an avid quail hunter.  Lily gardened and home-schooled their kids, dreaming of the country life she left years before.  Both were finding the big city life harder to take once the kids had left the nest, and Joe had been shot at one time too many.  He got a good job offer with the sheriff’s office in our county, and I was thrilled to find we would be neighbors again.

Before moving south that spring, they decided to take a financial leap and invest in a business to carry them through to retirement.  There just happened to be a nice little bed-and-breakfast-style motel available in our burg that caught their fancy.  It was a cute homey place with a wide sweeping lawn and flower beds that just ached for renovation.  The crown jewel of the place was a beautifully tiled swimming pool directly in front of their apartment.

Joe was understandably nervous about the pool, as it was so popular, but needed expensive insurance and loads of upkeep.  Fortunately they had hired Jose, a good handyman who knew all about pools, and they left its care in his capable hands.

Joe had a pair of athletic Weimaraners that Lily had given him for Christmas several years before.  They were just as excited as he was by the abundant wildlife.  Every morning before Joe left for work, he would let the dogs out by the pool to do their -ahem - duty, and Lily followed, as soon as her chores were finished, to shepherd the dogs back to the house and pooper-scoop after them.

   

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