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Make Beer - Quit Paying Taxes

(Well, almost...)

by Chris Devaney

 

Homesteaders are a resourceful and imaginative group.  If you need a tool, a fixture, an egg or heating fuel, there’s that innate drive to make it, design it, produce it, or cut it yourself.  Many of us could just go out and buy it and be done with it but I think it has something to do with substance, the drive to be more self-sufficient or the feeling of accomplishment and self-respect from burdening no one and doing it yourself.  There’s not a soul on the planet that hasn’t said with pride “My home-grown tomatoes are so much better than store-bought ones, and so much better for me as well.” You’ll hear the same about home brewed beer.

Armed with a little information, some materials and enough of a desire, what we can do for ourselves, at some time or other, we end up doing.  And more often than not, we are better folks for it.  Rarely will a homesteader hesitate to expand the boundaries of experience beyond past “excursions to the limit”.  So let’s push the envelope once again and take that next step to self-sufficiency and make our own beer or ale.  We’ll cut out the commercial big guys, we’ll cheat the government out of some alcohol tax revenue.  In the process, we’ll free more than a million yeast cells from imprisonment in a dark foil packet so they can spend their entire lives productively fermenting something worthwhile instead of just hanging around making food go putrid.  Best of all, we’ll satisfy our own taste buds.  No more will the lack of choice dictate what we consume.  Geez, I already feel good about myself and haven’t even started!  

Are you ready to brew some beer?

 “Why I go mad just waiting!” I hear you say.

So, let’s just jump right in and make some mighty-fine, tax-free beer! 

Here are two simple recipes to begin with.  The first uses an ingredient kit to make a lager style beer, refreshing, light-bodied with just a touch of bitterness to give it a clean, crisp taste.  The alcohol content will be about 5.3%.  The second recipe uses standard, grocery-store-available malt extract and produces a medium-bodied amber beer.  It will be slightly stronger in taste with a heavier, malty flavor.  Its alcohol content will be about the same as the first recipe.  In the reference section there is a link to a process for removing most of the alcohol from the brew should you decide to go that route.  There’s also plenty of information on advanced brewing techniques so be sure to check the references out.

It has been my experience with the grocery store bought malt extract, although convenient and capable of a mighty-fine brew, it doesn’t compare with the quality brew that a good kit will produce.  Still, it is a fine tasting brew, easily adjustable to your palette and highly recommended. It leaves the door wide open for experimentation. To start, however, I’d recommend using an ingredient kit for your first batch and then do some experimenting on your own thereafter.  You can hardly go wrong. 

What You’ll Need: 

Equipment

Here’s what we need to get going:

  • Fermenting Vessel (Primary Fermenter)
    A 5 to 6 gallon plastic bucket with a lid, preferably food grade.  I use a 6-gallon trash bin (never used for trash, I might add) from Wal-Mart for around $7 and it came with a tight-fitting and locking lid.  I drilled a 1/2” hole in the lid to accommodate an air lock (see below).  It’s a good idea to first measure and mark the 5 and 6 gallon heights on the fermenter for reference.

  • Air Lock
    This is a device for allowing the fermentation gases to escape while keeping air from entering the fermenter.  It costs about $5 from a home brew supply store but you can substitute 1/2” plastic tubing, stick one end in the drilled hole of the cap and run the other into a jar of water to keep air and unwanted natural yeasts from entering the fermenter during fermentation.

  • Bottles and Caps
    If you are going to bottle your beer for aging, a good capper and quality bottle caps are a must.  I circumvent this by using Mason jars as bottles.  Occasionally I’ll transfer part of the brew to a 1 or 2 gallon dispensing carboy instead of bottling.  The carboy will hold a slight carbonization pressure and with that setup I am able to draw off a mug whenever I want.  The carboy held brew is not quite as carbonated as bottled beer but it’s still a refreshing way to grab a single mug.

  • Hydrometer (optional but highly recommended)
    This is a device for measuring the specific gravity of your fermenting liquor.  The reading obtained relates to the remaining unfermented sugars in your brew.  Under certain circumstances it can be used to determine the alcohol content of your brew  but more so to tell you when it is safe to bottle your beer. 

  • Stainless Steel or Enamel Pot
    1 to 1-1/2 gallon

  • Long Handle Wooden Spoon (some purists frown on wooden gear, I use it regularly)

  • Bottle Brush (if required)

  • Labels (optional) for your bottles

  • Mug .  .  .  or two or three for you and your friends

  • Plastic Tubing for siphoning 

Ingredients

  • Ingredient kit

--OR--

  • Malt extract – hop flavored or unflavored

  • Dry malt or sugar

  • Brewer’s yeast

  • Additional hops (optional)

  • Gelatin, plain (optional)

  • Water

 

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